Nick the Dragon Slayer

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Once upon a time and far far away lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for
his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy
his desire but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without
pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special
saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch and
that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer
would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved and Nick the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returnin to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found the Physician
demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and knowing
that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King
and with a laugh.......just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer........


The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - -Pay your bills.