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Originally Posted by Shaggysnack My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
started drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My Gosh!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?" |
LOL got my laugh of the day, thanks.