I think I have lost my mojo....

[Murph]

I went out to photograph, and IMHO THEY SUCK! I was doing better last year IMO, and my stuff to date this year SUCKS! Help! I need to get my mojo back. Of course when the Fiscal Year ends for the spouse unit, I will have some time just for me. I feel like a single parent these days since Lupe has worked every weekend from 6 August....

[Michelle Allmon]

You've lost your mojo! Oh no! I recommend starting on this remojination program immediately!

1) Keep your camera on your neck or hand every waking moment.
2) Take sexy photos of your wife immediately!
(You should do that anyway, regardless of mojo status.)
3) Chase your kids around using your camera as a mask.
3) Sleep with camera under pillow. Kiss it goodnite.
4) Dance with your camera when no one's looking.
6) Let your camera watch you shower. This builds trust.

[Roadrnr]

Originally Posted by Michelle Allmon

You've lost your mojo! Oh no! I recommend starting on this remojination program immediately!

1) Keep your camera on your neck or hand every waking moment.
2) Take sexy photos of your wife immediately!
(You should do that anyway, regardless of mojo status.)
3) Chase your kids around using your camera as a mask.
3) Sleep with camera under pillow. Kiss it goodnite.
4) Dance with your camera when no one's looking.
6) Let your camera watch you shower. This builds trust.

Ok, that's freaking funny.


I think I need to try number 6....could be why my camera doesn't trust me anymore.....

[Michelle Allmon]

hehehe yeah that's my favorite, too.

[Michelle Allmon]

7) Have a camera's day out. Clean your camera up real nice (inside and out!) and take it out out for a nice dinner. Get a table for 2 and eat facing your camera, never beside. Brush your leg against the tripod sometimes, then apologize. Don't be cheap about the location or you will get cheap pictures.

[jordankreationz]

Where's number 5? And which number three is realllllly number 3?

[Michelle Allmon]

Originally Posted by jordankreationz

Where's number 5? And which number three is realllllly number 3?

DOH! i need to go back to school.

[Roadrnr]

Originally Posted by Michelle Allmon

Brush your leg against the tripod sometimes, then apologize. Don't be cheap about the location or you will get cheap pictures.

Alright...I gotta wipe the dr pepper off the screen ROFL

[Michelle Allmon]

Are you smiling yet, Murph?

[lucian]

That's a real hoot. I'll have to remember this.

[Murph]

Smiling, but I'd be happier with some great photos.

[Wes]

Not sure I ever had any mojo. Anyone know where I can get some? I'd be willing to trade for prints.