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What a way to start the day!
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02-04-2008, 06:10 PM
What a way to start the day! There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and said, "Well, which one are you then?" ... and that's when the fight started . . . --------------------------- “That's called the Quart o' Blood technique. You do that, a quart o' blood will drop outta person's body.” |
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02-04-2008, 06:14 PM
Rofl!!! That wasn't very nice. --------------------------- "Sometimes I feel the universe is just trying to see how much I can stretch before I catapult into greatness" http://blog.lwimages.com |
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02-04-2008, 06:22 PM
Whether you are joking or not.., That's d@** funny stuff! |
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02-04-2008, 06:25 PM
OHH ..LOL !! sorry that made me snicker a lil.. BIT! --------------------------- "You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel." NIkon Stuff http://angelgerrysmom.smugmug.com |
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02-04-2008, 06:43 PM
HAhhahah...ok you had me there for a moment. --------------------------- the Broken Kinsman |
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02-04-2008, 06:46 PM
excellent! --------------------------- 5th Generation Texian. (line 2) Watch this, Spot! (line 3) Have I shown you my photos of my grandson? Wait, don't run! Hey! |
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02-04-2008, 06:55 PM
If I had to guess, it was Grumpy or Doc!  --------------------------- Nevermind -- I'll take care of it myself! |
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02-04-2008, 07:39 PM
hahaha thanks for the laugh --------------------------- www.BreezyCranfordPhotography.com www.BreezyCranfordPhotography.blogspot.com |
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02-04-2008, 07:42 PM
As Larry the Cable Guy would say, "I don't care who you are, that's funny right there". |
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02-04-2008, 09:57 PM
Sorry to hear that but, That's funny right there! Zepp, you should have told him GET IN MY BELLY!    Just kidding! I hope everything is well! I can just see the Police report and the Newspaper, man got into a fight in Sugar Land, TX with Mini ME! Just kidding! Later, LeaL --------------------------- - angel m. leal jr. - |
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02-05-2008, 08:50 AM
ROFL --------------------------- Everyone wants to be a rock star, but no one wants to learn the chords. |
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02-05-2008, 09:13 AM
Great chuckle this morning.. thanks, Frank! |
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02-05-2008, 09:20 AM
So, did he have a tan or was he snow white? |
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02-05-2008, 10:29 AM
rear ending a dwarf ? Maybe this should be put in the adults only section. |
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