Question for both men and women

[carrbowl]

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, onc e they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BE CAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?

[PhotosbyHollyWood]

omg I am in tears... that was HILLARIOUS!!!! my mother (post men BTW) was standing here and she was laughing!!! this was great thanks!!!

[Bill]

Excellent, truly excellent.

[mjdmike]

Funny stuff.

[carrbowl]

I'm still laughing this morning...what do they say "the problem is never really the problem"!!!!!!!!

[Nikolai]

You're related to my girlfriend, aren't you?

[Teddington]

I don't get it. What set her off????

[Concisus Cognatus]

Originally Posted by Teddington

I don't get it. What set her off????

Hehehehe....you must be young....LOL... in time you'll come to realize "It don't take nothing to set'em off" ... it's done by PMS before they reach the magic moment of the onset of Menopause. Take note of the "word" ... men-o-pause. Latin translation " Men keep your arse as far away as possible"

[carrbowl]

Originally Posted by Teddington

I don't get it. What set her off????

Boy are you asking for it!!!!!!!!!

[cjphotog]

Did I leave an empty 2 litter Coke bottle in the fridge again?

Edit: not really empty, but not enough for a satisfying amount for the next consumer. I dunno, I do that to chips/milk/OJ too.

[PhotosbyHollyWood]

Originally Posted by nikonhobbyman

... in time you'll come to realize "It don't take nothing to set'em off" ... it's done by PMS before they reach the magic moment of the onset of Menopause. Take note of the "word" ... men-o-pause. Latin translation " Men keep your arse as far away as possible"

hey now... great explination though...

renea give the kids some time hahah!


I am not at the right age but I swear I am going through EARLY onset!! (twins) admy mother is staying with us it is nuts here... feel kind bad fro hubby!!!!