I'm just glad that my wife likes shoes (and purses) instead of cameras, guns, guitars, mandolins, flyfishing equipment, and other COOL stuff like that. We'd definitely be broke if she liked all that stuff too.
I have learned to not say ANYTHING about a new purse or a new pair of shoes. A few years ago, we went to the Florida Keys. I booked a flyfishing guide for an entire day of bonefishing off Islamorada. Darlin' went with me, and she sat in the boat the entire day without ever complaining or begging to go ashore to pee or anything. I spent a full day casting to fish after fish and spooking most of them. (Flyfishing for bonefish on the flats is INCREDIBLY challenging - and fun.) I landed this ONE fish all day. That one fish cost me about $1,000 in guide fee, tip, extra equipment I needed, etc. - not counting the rest of the cost to go to Florida for a week.
The next day, we drove to Key West. We were walking around that weird little village, and we came upon Earnest Hemmingway's old house. It's now a museum and home to a bunch of six-toed cats. It cost $10/head to take the tour, and Darlin' REALLY wanted to go in. I said, "You really want to waste TWENTY DOLLARS on THIS?"................MISTAKE!!!!
I will spare you the rest, but things like that make me appreciate my Darlin's weird vices.
