My Fortune Cookie Was Broken

[Night Owl]

I just finished my Shrimp In Garlic Sauce at one of my favorite Galleria-area Chinese joints when they delivered my bill with a fortune cookie. My fortune read, "Next time, order the shrimp." Stoopid cookie.

[Torrey]

I suppose the numbers on the back were last week's winning lottery numbers too?

[TXFZ1]

At least it didn't say, "That wasn't shrimp!

David

[Torrey]

Originally Posted by Torrey

I suppose the numbers on the back were last week's winning lottery numbers too?

or MAYBE you have a gift and are just one step ahead of your fortune cookie. Kind of like that TV show where the guy gets the paper each morning for the following day.

[gmarblestone]

i got that same note once.... strange ey?
even more strange if you add "in bed" to it.

[SCone]

Years ago, a good friend taught us to always read our fortunes aloud and add the words, "in bed" to end. Makes for some very interesting fortunes.

[Night Owl]

Would that be ordering shrimp to be served in bed or actual shrimp in my bed? The dogs prefer the latter, I'm sure.

[darktiger]

At least you can read yours. One time I opened my fortune cookie and it was in spanish. No english on either side.

[nancyc]

The one that I got says: "People who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them" ... in bed??? Interesting...