Friday Humor........

[HutchPhoto]

An older bachelor in his 90's who had accumulated great wealth decided it was time to get married and went looking for a wife. He fell head over heels for a younger woman who was in her 20's and asked her to marry him.

She told him he was a nice enough guy and that she realized she would probably out live him and inherit his money but that she did like sex and just didn't think he could provide for her needs. He told her everything worked fine and would get a doctors report just to prove it.

Off he went to the doctor and then came back to her carrying the doctor's report. He told her that the doctor said he could have sex at least twice weekly before he died and had it in writing.

She asked to see the doctor's report and after reading it she told the old man things just weren't going to work as she didn't like the way the doctor had spelled weakly.




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[Debbi]

Thanks for a Friday laugh.

[PhotosbyHollyWood]

tee hee... thank you that was Cute!

[CaptainTom]

I used to be on a joke forum, and I miss it.

In the spirit of our forum, here is C&C.

This story is mildly amusing. On a scale of 1-10 it is a solid 5.
Perhaps if you had cropped the joke a bit less, and left it more open, or used photoshop to stretch the plot line a bit more, it would be more powerful. The composition and spelling was good. I don't like to be a pixel peeper, but the young lady in the story could be a bit more focused. I don't see her in my minds eye.
This may be just a matter of whether this joke works better when told verbally rather than written out, although the punch line is quite evident in the written version.
Keep working on this and keep submitting jokes and stories. IMHO, ROFL, LSHIPMP.

[HutchPhoto]

I knew the LADY'S would get it and would rate it a 10... Although Tom isn't 90 and FAR from it I will add... lol
Tom's punny was a solid "Sorry For That" 5.


I hope you guy's have a Happy & Safe Weekend. TGIF.........



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[carrbowl]

Thanks..I needed some humor. And I need a wife....so she can do all the things I don't want to take care of...

[ramblinray]

Renae, if you go to California, you can have one of those now.