Friday Joke on Saturday "The Kitchen Bitch"

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The Kitchen Bitch

A mother was working in the kitchen listening
to her 5-year-old son playing with his new
electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying, "All of you
sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off
now...cause this is the last stop! And all of
you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses on the train. ..cause we're going
down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this
house. Now I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your
train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the
bedroom and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say... "All passengers, please remember
your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon." She heard her little darling
continue..."For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We
hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen.."



Sorry for the delay in Friday Joke....


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[rages4calm]

LOL, that sounds like something my daughter would say.

[alamoshutterbug]

good one.