Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

[Wes]

Disclaimer for the humor challenged among us.... this is a joke. Do NOT take it seriously.

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DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your gas on me...not funny.

3. Yelling at me for barking... In case you haven't noticed, I AM a DOG!!!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like a cat's rear end?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

12. When you pick up the poo piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on messing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!

[Daniel Bates]

Kudos to anyone who uses the word 'imbecile' in a joke.

[ttusa]

LOL!!!

from Dapper (My Boston Terrier)

[mjdmike]

Funny stuff.

[Ahh!]

Wes, Great read! About half way down, I realized I have seen this before, but thats the wonderful thing about my age. Pretty soon, I'll be able to hide my own easter eggs.

[Wes]

Rofl!

[Davidtxs]

man i deal with dogs everyday lol those are SO true good one wes

[L Stegall]

Did my dog write this?????????

[Dobick]

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

My favorite one!

Thank you!

[NathanJK]

Ha, I'm sure my dog can identify with #14! Unfortunately, it doesn't fool her much anymore :(

[toverman]

16. Get off that photo forum and throw the ball. Throw it. Come on. Throw the ball! Now.

[PhotosbyHollyWood]

Originally Posted by phorn45

Wes, Great read! About half way down, I realized I have seen this before, but thats the wonderful thing about my age. Pretty soon, I'll be able to hide my own easter eggs.

oh my... that is FUNNY!!!

I had seen this too but still makes me giggle!

[Jake]

For the recored, this was not actually written by dogs.

Here is the Snopes article on it:
www.snopes.com/dogs_top_peeves

[Wes]

Why on earth did you post a link to a Rick Astley Youtube video?

As for it not being written by dogs, go back and read the very first line of the original post.

[dbphotos]

Wes, thanks for the laugh.

Jake, you crack me up.

Wes, for those that can't take a joke you should start posting all the debunked Snopes stories and let the comments fly!