Beer Bait Ammo & everything in between - Inlcuding Suzy Roberts and TriCoast

[MyKey]

Well Cody and I along with Suzy Roberts headed down to The GREAT TEXAS SKEETER FESTIVAL in Clute, Texas to enjoy a little food, fun, drinks and Texas Country Music. Needless to say Suzy was a little, how should I say this, ok SCARED being her first true and honest Texas Redneck event. I mean sure there are Redneck everywhere in the world but if you have ever experienced a Texans Redneck event its just something different about it.

And boy did She experience it....


So we started off having to get seriously the worlds best Lemonade I have ever had, and it better had been for $5 bucks a cup! The guy hand made it, meaning no machine to squeeze the juice, no machine to shake all the sugary goodness together, only his hands, and for some reasons he had this weird stature outside his stand that Suzy just had to get a photo with.


So thinking I was in heaven already with this amazing goodness of sugar delight in my mouth, I turned around and saw Steak on a Stick and knew yes KNEW Heaven awaited just a few steps away!


After some tasty goodness of steak and lemonade we had to show Suzy just what Texas is made of so of course that meant getting FREE Smokeless Tobacco just by signing some paperwork. Suzy was quite impressed to say the least - I mean just look at her free gifts!

Ain't the Cancer Causing Tobacco companies nice in giving away such healthy treats to all the boys and girls!


Of course I failed to mention the entire time we are doing all of this, Suzy is admiring all the trashy women walking around in to short skirts and other too tight clothing on women who should never be wearing that sort of thing.

"Picture removed to spare the eyes of the viewer of this blog, TriCoast loves ya so we simply could not shot it here in the Friends and Family Section"

So onward we went, absorbing every ounce of what the Great Texas Skeeter Festival had to offer us Trio of photography artists. Onward and onward until we spotted this amazing sign that simply stopped us in our tracks:


Of course Suzy just had to try it, I mean come on as one young lady said in the line just in front of me: "They sell it right, it has to be goooooood for ya" (remember to say that in your deepest Texas slang to get the full effect of that statement). So Suzy got one and I must admit it was GOOOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


I mean just look at my girl go, lovin' every ounce of that amazing treat that only the food Gods of the Universe could give such an amazing nectar to us Texans at this Mighty Fine Festival!

Suzy enjoying it so much she has the "Deer in the headlight look"


The Final Result of the Fried PB&J


So now that we had our bellies full of Homemade $5 Lemonade, Steak on a Stick (sounds like Jeff Dunham don't I) and Fried P&J it was time to head over to the convert venue for a little Kevin Fowler - The Texas Country Rock Star.

Of course there was Cody showing off his Straw Trick Abilities, actually I am not sure what in the heck Cody was doing but I had to take a picture of it right, I mean that is what we do for a living!


And then there is Cody with his new short hair and no chop look, making him look about 18 and the lead singer for either Panic of the Disco or better yet the heart throb Jonas Brothers (you just let me know which one you think he is, Disney should be calling any day now).


FINALLY after all of this amazing Redneckness (is that a word) we go to enjoy the main reason we came - Kevin Fowler sponsored by Belgium Owned Budweiser Beer (Figure that one out) and the best country radio station in Houston Texas KILT

(Professional Photographer Notice) All photos taken with our Canon S70 Point and Shoot since we wanted to enjoy the night and not just photograph it so roughly what I am trying to say these photos are horrible but fun none the less.


A few shots from the most redneck show in Suzy's life







And for the final part of this pretty much meaningless post (just my style ain't it) a video, captured with the S70 by Suzy Roberts of Kevin Fowler. I hope you enjoy it and please let Suzy know what you think by posting here on the thread!




So until next year - goodbye Willie Man-Chew, see you next July!

[Wes]

Great narrative! So, had your arteries checked lately?

Sounds like you guys had a blast.

[Deb Evans]

LOL! Thanks for sharing! Glad Suzy's enjoying being an honorary Texan. Y'all's avatar is great!

Cody totally looks like the bonus Jonas Brother!

[LoungeLizard]

I knew it wouldn't be long until Cody adopted the Jonas Bro. look to attract a new audience.

Good fun seems to have been had by one and all...