The Dr. Visit

[ndsimm]

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'

[Kohnfoto]

[Abel]

doh!

goodern...

[CaptainTom]

My friend got a call from the Dr.'s office recently.
They explained that because of the recent storms, his wifes test results had gotten mixed up with other peoples and it might be a couple of weeks before they could sort it all out. They said that so far they had narrowed down her results to either having AIDS or Alzheimers !! He said "my God, that's a huge difference, how can I wait several weeks before we find out ?"
The Dr. suggested that my friend take his wife to the Mall. He said to walk around a little while, and then have her sit down and he should go to the mens room. Instead of going to the mens room, he should just get in his car and go home.
My friend said " But how will that tell me anything?" The Dr. said " Well, if she comes home, I wouldn't have sex with her " !!

[sandy_ruotolo]

Liked the jokes guys. It's good to laugh. thanks

[Breezy]

oh those are funny lol