The REAL truth on the 5D mk II

[Murph]

Posted by Nikt on Fred Miranda, just too funny:

(For those that would like a brief distraction ).

Opening Title:
It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Death
Camera 5D has been superseded,
'L" Series lens have driven the
Nikon rumours from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the internet forum sites.



DARTH WESTFALL
What is thy bidding, my master?

EMPEROR MITARAI
On a new D3 on ebay. It's going to sell for under $3000.

DARTH WESTFALL
I have felt it.

EMPEROR MITARAI
We have a new rumour - the D3x.

DARTH WESTFALL
Yes, my master.

EMPEROR MITARAI
It could destroy us.

DARTH WESTFALL
It is just a rumour, Obi-Thom can no
longer predict it's release.

EMPEROR MITARAI
The Force is strong with this rumour. The
son of D3 must not become a
reality.

DARTH WESTFALL
If he could be turned, he would
become a powerful ally.

EMPEROR MITARAI
Yes. Yes. It would be a great
asset. Have you ever used a D3 Darth Westfall.

DARTH WESTFALL
No, my master. But there was this one time... at band camp.


Recent news has reported that Canon made an offer bid to buy Nikon. An inside source has released a transcript of the taped conversation with Canons Chuck Westfall and Michio Kariya, the President of Nikon:

WESTFALL
There is no escape. Don't make
me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You
have only begun to discover your
IQ resolving power. Join me and I will complete
your camera line up.
With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive
conflict between the brands and bring order to the
camera .

KARIYA
I'll never join you!

WESTFALL
If you only knew the power of the
dark side. Mr Olympus never told
you what happened to your father.

KARIYA
He told me enough! It was you
who killed the 1D Mk III AF...... and my father.

WESTFALL
No. I am your father.

There, that settles it. Video to come later.

[OTRphoto]

Ha!

[Daniel Bates]

Somebody has waaaay too much time on their hands...

[brad]

Hey.. I thought there was no politics or religion allowed here.