Margaritias

[David Whatley]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Attraction to the same sex
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING :
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

[uwishuknew]

Margaritas work great! I recommend them to EVERYONE! I particularly like the Grande Frozen Strawberry Margarita from Enchiladas on Greenville Ave.

[picman]

DIY - better than any mix

add one small can Minute Maid Limeade to blender
refill can with tequila, add to blender
refill 1/2 to 3/4 full with triple sec and add to mix
Fire up the blender and slowly add ice until you can't add any more.

[110240]

raspberittas are delightful too!

[carrbowl]

The margarita machine is the best!!! We (the kids and the adults) fight over if we are making margarita's or sno cones...

[studiocygnet]

Originally Posted by picman

DIY - better than any mix

add one small can Minute Maid Limeade to blender
refill can with tequila, add to blender
refill 1/2 to 3/4 full with triple sec and add to mix
Fire up the blender and slowly add ice until you can't add any more.

My recipe is similar to yours, but instead of triple sec, I use Paula's orange liqueur, plus a splash of Angostura bitters.
In the side effects, they forgot "lack of sensation in the extremities". At least that what my side effects are, I can't feel my legs after a few.

[Whumbahcumba]

Originally Posted by picman

DIY - better than any mix

add one small can Minute Maid Limeade to blender
refill can with tequila, add to blender
refill 1/2 to 3/4 full with triple sec and add to mix
Fire up the blender and slowly add ice until you can't add any more.

I don't think there's enough tequila in that mix. Better add a couple more shots for good measure.

[ShaneKislack]

Hurra Dura or Patron Silver only. None of that cheap weed eater fuel called Jose Cuervo. And top it off with Grand Mariner.

[Dobick]

take a big ol bucket.
pour in a fifth of sauza gold
pour in bottle of triple sec
put about half of a bottle of roses lime juice
cut and squeeze 8-10 limes (drop the halves in the mix)
top it off with about a quarter of a bottle of grand mariner
and then put the lid on and shake well.

Let it sit in the heat while you are driving to the beach and once you get there, take a 2 gallon cooler with a lid, and fill it full of ice. Strain the original mixture out into the new container, and serve from the new cooler as needed.

should be plenty for three or four people for the day. and they taste great