I had to borrow this from our local forum here in texarkana i laughed so damn hard when i read this
and ya this is considered a classify lol
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It's a weekend night, you're sitting there with your girlfriend or maybe even her underage little sister and suddenly it strikes you, "hey, I want to have unprotected sex!" Well of course you do, we all do but one thing keeps us from having it..that's right the fear of being in the middle of the act and having a craving for tacos. Now you need worry no more, thanks to Pedro you can have your date and eat it too! But how you ask, it's really very simple. Pedro has developed a process where a full course Mexican dinner (muey bueno!) is implanted into each condom, that's right the full meal deal and a soapapilla for desert! Senioreater!! Ariba ariba!!
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