I love my wife. Really. I mean it, except....

[Murph]

Ok guys you will relate to this, I went in to take my morning shave, and I was out of my regular blades, and so I went to get my emergency razor since I had court today, and needed a good shave. I lathered up, grabbed the triple blade smooth shaving monster. I dragged it across the beard, expecting an excellent smooth shave. Instead, the pain struck as I dragged a deadly dull razor across my face, which gouged a nickle size hole out of my face, causing a massive amount of bleeding, and pain. I later learned that the wife had used the thing to shave the stainless steel leg hair. I thought I had ripped my face off. So tonight I leave the toilet seat up.

[ndsimm]

so what is she gonna get for Valentine's Day???

[Murph]

Not sure. Maybe some razors.

[billbunton]

Sorry Murph, I can't relate :-)

[ggeen]

can't...stop...laughing

[maskale]

after she gets onto you about the seat, just take it off.

[carrbowl]

But Murph..she doesn't use the toilet seat??? You should have just put saran wrap over the toilet...so when she squatted.......:evil :

[C!LLY]

yeah, my husband gets mad at me for using his razors, but bitches to me about how when he uses my brush there is too much hair hanging out of it and they get all over him.

[Jezebel]

You wife at 8:30 PM last night goes to use the restroom, soon falling into the toilet as the result of a lifted seat. She thinks to herself, "That's it. I'm shaving my legs with his razors."

[JohnT]

Been there, done that.

Ladies, please don't use your husband's razors, or at least ask before you do. Have enough respect to buy your own.

[prncfarquad]

ROFLMAO!!! I had that coversation / experience two days ago!

[LWimages]

Or at least have the courtesy of telling us, so we'll be prepared and get some new ones.

[carrbowl]

BTW...I have solved this problem at my house..I don't shave... : ) just kidding...I know you guys are already gaggin.,...clean the gross off your monitor!!!

[Murph]

It was that delightful jerking, digging motion which seemed to rip half my face off right along the jawbone. I then proceeded to bleed in massive amounts, so when I got to court today, of course everyone asked; "What happened to you"? At which time I told them, and got complete commisseration from the guys. The women just looked around with this guilty look on their faces. I have never seen anything which can dull a razor faster, which is why I hide my razor most of the time.

[kula23]

LOL LOL we all women like men's razors because they are triple better than ladies ravors! So don't blame us wanting a better razors! LOL LOL