Today's funny

[bondarnes]

Being Baptist myself, I don't consider this as religious. Just plain funny.

Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Coors. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

[boxofrocks]

As a Methodist (and "reformed" Baptist), I think that's awesome.

[JohnT]

LOL

[Sonny]

Love it!

[Roy]

Good one Don!

[CaptainTom]

Is that a story you picked up on your recent travels ??

[J Eddington]

Your HOME!!!!

[JenJohnson79]

hahahha

[bondarnes]

Originally Posted by CaptainTom

Is that a story you picked up on your recent travels ??

No, I can't tell any of those, but here is one from my brother.

Two rednecks are out hunting,
and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, 'Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom, I wonder how deep it is?' The second hunter says, 'I don't
know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes
to hit bottom.'

The first hunter says ' There's this old transmission here, give me a
hand and we'll throw it in and see'. So they pick it up and carry it
over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they
hear a rustling in the brush behind em. As they turn around they see a
goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no
hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up. 'Say there', says the farmer, 'you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?'

The first hunter says, 'Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about
a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!'

And the old farmer said, 'Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
transmission!'