Italians

[David Whatley]

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through
the family

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
" Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your
Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you
gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man.

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

[Angelo]

David, thanks so much. I needed a good laugh today....

[sandy_ruotolo]

that was cute, needed the laugh, thanks

[ka5txl]

[Teddington]

That was good for a belly laugh ... and I don't laugh that much!!