Finding The Perfect Job...

[HutchPhoto]

Finding The Perfect Job...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND I DISCOVERED I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!


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[kenw]

...Tried to be a photographer but nothing developed.

[HutchPhoto]

Originally Posted by kenw

...Tried to be a photographer but nothing developed.

I know there will be more but that is perfect....LMAO

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[wondershots]

Are we bored today Tim? LOL

[ramblinray]

Went to work for Goodyear, but had to quit because it was too tiring.

Tried to be an elevator repairman, but the business has too many ups and downs.

Had a chance to coach Michael Phelps, but it didn't go so swimmingly.

Worked briefly as a butcher making hamburger, but had to chuck it in because I couldn't handle the grind.

[kenw]

...tried Engineering, but I had burned too many bridges.....

...applied at the railroad but failed training....

...then my job as a pilot just never got off the ground...

...during my job at the Street Maintenance Dept I couldn't get my mind out of the gutter...

...a part-time job in accounting was ok, but I found I couldn't count on it...

and finally (the crowd roared...)

...my job at NASCAR had me going in circles...

[Shelby Lane]

Originally Posted by HutchPhoto

I know there will be more but that is perfect....LMAO

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Agreed.

[toverman]

Tried to be a newspaper reporter, but it just wasn't write for me. (actually it was ... RIP newspaper business!)

[HutchPhoto]

Hi JimBo This was too funny to not post... LOL


Man you guy's are great keep them coming it kracks me up.

Tried my hand being a telephone operator but found it was always "Holding" me back! I didn't like answering to the boss.

[toverman]

I tried being a mobile phone salesman, but I wasn't a fan of the hard cell.

Tried being a trash collector but I got tired of everybody's garbage. I was also often down in the dumps.

Tried being a shoe salesman but was tired of selling my sole.