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78 Photography Rules for Complete Idiots

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78 Photography Rules for Complete Idiots - 08-23-2011, 10:39 AM


78 Photography Rules for Complete Idiots

I don't even agree with all the rules listed there.

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08-23-2011, 10:44 AM


Some are funny, some are wrong.

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08-23-2011, 12:44 PM


Eh. Maybe I didn't get enough sleep last night but that was stupid.

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08-23-2011, 01:52 PM


#58: It's better not to photograph if you are drunk.

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10-28-2011, 08:02 PM


#15 is soooo me. *sigh* You'd think that'd be the first thing I'd check but no....
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10-28-2011, 08:57 PM


rule # 79: don't make a list of clever and funny rules if you include a lot of not-funny rules that aren't really very clever.

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10-28-2011, 09:53 PM


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you include a lot of not-funny rules that aren't really very clever.
One must also keep in mind that the creator of these rules is a Russian. Quite often things that are funny and clever in Russian (...and any other foreign language) don't always translate well into English.
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10-28-2011, 10:07 PM


Idiots are seldom complete

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10-29-2011, 09:46 PM


That was really silly!
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12-06-2011, 04:07 AM


HAHA! x
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Funny - 12-06-2011, 09:20 AM


That was funny mainly because of the correct translation or lack of..............
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12-26-2011, 11:34 PM


Right before the beginning of the list . . .

ALARMA! Don’t take it serious, please. <-----DO THIS EVERYONE!
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